Thailand is trying to protect the culture of the country, which is highly populated with foreigners. Now the country is banning British pubs as they are a threat to the Thai culture, says the Government. The decisions caused mayhem at a Bangkok pub.
The Ministry of culture in Thailand, Mr. Singh Abeer has decided that all British pubs in the country are to chance their names and exchange the foreign beers with Thai beer and of course whiskey.
At the Robin Hood pub in Bangkok the Thai Minister of Culture explained the decision at meeting attended by a lot of foreigners.
- You come here with your Guinness and your Kilkenny. Well, our beer is very good, and I don’t see anything wrong with ordering a bottle of good Thai whiskey instead,” said Mr. Sing Abeer drinking his whiskey and water.
The Pubs are to change their names into something not British and the traditional Sunday roast is to be changed into a Sunday Thai curry said the minister, who will hit down hard on pubs not applying the new rules.
- The punishment will be tough. We will not accept that foreigners try to turn Thailand into little Britain. This is Thailand – the country of smiles. Not the country of foreign beers, said the Thai minister.
Bunch of wankers
At the Robin Hood pub, the news was welcomed with anything than delight said @Herr Peter
- Typical politicians. They are all a bunch of wankers. They obviously don’t know what good beer taste like. They can take their culture and stuff it up their asses, said @Jesus , who was sipping a fine pint of Guinness.
The British man was supported by many of the other foreigners attending the meeting as @Aprile, @gollum5 and @saucony.
Meanwhile in Sukhumvit Soi 33 at Pub "The Londoner" @boscoallende was whispering: Twats, cunts, wankers, was often shouted from the fine British gentlemen at the pub, while he was ordering a pint of Heineken to a nice waitress.
All the pubs have to change their name and their beer suppliers by the end of the year said Mr. Singh. Abeer looking at @dek-dee having a cold bottle of some British beer.